Bloggaday 314 – SotW 30: Jar of Hearts pt 5

Bloggaday 314 – SotW 30: Jar of Hearts pt 5

By David “Ho Ho Ho” Dysart

“Otherside”

by

Red Hot Chili Peppers

“Hush”

by

Deep Purple

“Ain’t No Grave”

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Johnny Cash

“Jar of Hearts”

by

Christina Perri

Chuck: Hello, Bloggaday Readers, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of the Song of The Week.

Tom: Ho ho ho and Merry Christmas!

Chuck: Yes, well. This is part FIVE of Song of the Week 30, so if you don’t mind, I’d like to jump right into the actual music content today.

Tom: Oh oh oh! Well, our first song this week is

“Otherside”

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Red Hot Chili Peppers

Chuck: Pretty solid band from my own recollection, but I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that song.

Tom: Meah. It’s an okay song.

Chuck: The whole stocking thing is over. Are you actually going to do that voice all Bloggaday?

Tom: Nah. I think I’m done. I’ve had a sore throat all week from it.

Chuck: Yeah, I imagine that would take a toll on your throat.

Tom: It’s either the voice or your wife had a sore fallopian tube and it’s communicable.

Chuck: …

Tom: …

Chuck: That doesn’t even make sense.

Tom: …

Chuck: What’s our next song.

Tom: “Hush”

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Deep Purple

Chuck: And the only Deep Purple song I know is “Smoke on the Water.”

Tom: Yeah, this was another okay song.

Chuck: I take it that means it’s not going to end up being our Song of the Week?

Tom: That’s probably true.

Chuck: And our third song?

Tom: #3 would be

Hey, that rhymed!

Chuck: yaaayyyyy…

Tom: Oh, #3 is

“Ain’t No Grave”

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Johnny Cash

Chuck: Wow, I’m feeling ignorant. I don’t think I’ve heard this one either.

Tom: I think this is one of his later songs.

Chuck: All right. And our last song?

Tom: That would be…

“Jar of Hearts”

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Christina Perri

Chuck: Hey! A song I’ve actually heard before.

Tom: Ah, good for you.

Chuck: You didn’t seem to enthusiastic about any of the songs this week though.

Tom: Yeah. This was a pretty mediocre week for music, so I decided to spice it up with the whole stocking thing.

Chuck: Well, I didn’t actually believe you “stuffed” my wife’s stocking.

Tom: Oh, I did, I jut wouldn’t have went and talked about it on the SotW.

Chuck: …

Tom: So you’re probably excited to hear what song bagged the SotW this week, huh?

Chuck: Not really, but go ahead.

Tom: Well, the SotW is…

Paul: dudududududuudududududududu

Tom: “Jar of Hearts”

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Christina Perri

Chuck: Hey! The song I had heard of before actually got the title!

Tom: Well, with this anticlimactic ending done and sorted out, should we just throw our outro out there?

Chuck: Okay. Thank you, Bloggaday Readers, for joining us for this nearly week-long Song of the Week. From everybody here at the Bloggaday, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.

Tom: Ho ho ho! God Bless us, every one.

Listening to

1 one of the few mediocre songs on Hands All Over by Maroon 5.

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New to the Bloggaday? These are the essential posts to see

158 – Boxer V Brief – Short, concise joke machine and a DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! to my favorite Bloggadays of the Second Trigaday

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday158

159 – A Phthalates-filled Sbarro Breadstick – This was just a funny Bloggaday despite the essence being something no one will get unless the look up what a phthalate is

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday159

174 – FNtCCA,aToTbDD– While I think it’s clear I rarely EDIT the Bloggaday, this train-of-thought post shows how much I have to FILTER it…

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday174

183 – SotW 13 – This one had it all. Pretty much every bit that’s been a major player in the SotW made its way into this one, so it’s a good one to try.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday183

134 – SotW 5 – This particular Song of the Week featured the characters a bit truer to their original concept. After a while, I started liking Tom too much and changed him a bit which caused changes to Chuck.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday134

227 – PWND: TSHBRotCCPS pt16 was some solid fiction content. Plus, that was probably some of the finest Final Thought I’ve ever thought up.

http://tiny.cc/Bloggaday227

313 December 24

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