Mys 2022 Camp and Art Installation Descriptions

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2	Starlight Outpost	Chill space with lights to trap the hippies
3	Rose Gold Jacuzzi Gays Æsthetics Club	epicene rosé and soup
4	Mastication	Occasional foodgasm
5	Champagne Shit Show	Willkommen!! Champagne Shit Show is back for another year and presents A Kabarett!! Come check out our Sexy, OVER 21 camp and watch for notices to sign up to perform! We provide entertainment and champagne cocktails.
6	Cosmic Rampage	We are a radically inclusive group of misfits that focus on making interactive art and creating a shared and welcoming space for our community. We rampage the cosmos where imagination is truly the only limit.
7	Badlands Coffee	Coffee service during daylight hours, kinky fun after dark
8	No Promises	We can't promise that we won't ruin most of your future bloody mary experiences after we provide you with the best bloody libation you've ever had. We can't promise to solve all of your disco emergencies, but we'll likely help you find a cure for most of them, if you're lucky. Founded in 2009, we're one of the longest running Myschievia theme camps; we're part sexy geriatrics and part human with a side of exotic realness. Getting old never looked so good. Get off our lawn or come in for a drink.
9	Tiniest Theme Camp in Texas	Look for the 10x10 Pop-up that's a bar and lounge about area during the day, morning mimosa chill zone, occasional disco hoe-down (with moderate noise levels), nipple logging and general goof balling area. Easily missed but so obviously right there. Signage will help guide you to a tiny space with lots of fun.
10	Home Of Assholes	Just a bunch of assholes, doing asshole things.
11	Sonorous	Big sound, climbable stage, good vibes
12	The People's Camp	We are mostly a chill camp that sits around and does a lot of nothing, but then we go balls to the wall and cook a bunch of food for everyone, do a spa night, etc
13	French Camp	We are a hospitality camp. We want to bring good times and a nice place to chill. We might just insult you, but know it's out of love.
14	Christmas Town!	Here in Christmas Town, we believe in spreading the magic of Christmas to everyone. We open up our home to each of you! Come eat with us and watch some cartoons or weird old Christmas specials! Christmas cheer will be spread with wacky performance entertainment and funky jams! We also provide daily snacks and meals, mixer drinks, and a big lounge area for everyone to enjoy! Merry Christmas!!
15	Camp Payaso	Clownin around
16	Sensation Station	Psychedelic Den at the Edge of the Universe
17	Camp Noodz	Every day at 4:00 p.m. we provide the community with fresh noodles accompanied by your choice of sauce, and in exchange for our delicious food you have the option of taking a super cute polaroid nude to leave with us to decorate our kitchen/dining area.
18	Fever Dream	Fever Dream is a purple shadowy forest inspired by Tolkien's Mirkwood Forest. Home to mushrooms, giant spiders, purple butterflies, and elves. Filled with enchantment and sorcery which casts a feverish delirium upon those who enter.
19	Fantastical Fairytale Artifacts	We tell Fairytale stories using physical artifacts to illustrate them in an engaging and theatrical way. After all, Fairytales are real....
20	Snack Attack	Snacks and grilled cheese
21	Clam Slam	We're the Vagina themed sex positive cuddle space, and hydration station water bar
22	COFFEE SEXYBITCH/coffee slave	We will provide Turkish Coffee and Iraki pastries along with sexy fortune telling reading coffee grounds outfitted in naked bods and boots to naked minds fashion
23	Tao of the Monkey Duck	The Monkey Duck is a benevolent spirit guide protecting and leading trippers on amazing adventures. The Monkey Duck has much advice to provide, and will be represented in effigy as a mirror ball structure with lights and sound. Acolytes may leave offerings and gain wisdom from the webbed feet of the Monkey Duck.
24	Camp Punk Your Burn	Our camp is an all punk sound and bar camp. We drink shitty beer and play shitty music.
25	Space Camp	Just a chill space we call home away from home
26	Camp OBD	We are a Burning Dudeist Temple
27	Meemaw Camp	We're overflowing with Werther's Originals and hugs from your meemaw
28	Camp GFY	Lawn games, chill space, food, sarcasm.
29	Star Trekkin'	It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick." And some other Tasty drinks...Klingon Trekar: "nuqDaq ‘oH tach’e. But be prepared for an answer that will lead to either Bloodwine or the taste of defeat." And SLURM; for those little and sober drinkers Brought you by Omicron Persei 8 "The makers of Slurm are announcing a contest: whoever finds a golden brick wrapped with lemon inside makers of Star Trekkin' camp wins a free tour to the Star Treekin' Bar, as well as a party with the popular Mini Star Trekkin' cadet, and a Star Trekkin' Swag button of their very one for their very own." (You signed the waiver, all button related injuries, drink related injuries, gold brink wrapped by a lemon related injuries, Slurm injuries, just anything you signed the waiver for are you solely your fault. No offers, coupons, or other contest may be combined to win fun Swag prizes, buttons in different flavors . Not responsible if Mini Star Trekkin' cadet not in mood to party with you, drinks are limited to the amount Star Trekkin' crew wishes to gift including buttons and our Awesomeness. No transfers or refunds will be given at time of entering due to we don't know what those are. Don't sit in the Captains Chair, She hates it! ....EVER! If music is not to your liking and/or our Star related Spoof Comedy Cartoon theater before or after event, we are not sorry. We cater to the less fortunate Geeks, Nerds, Dwebbs and Dorks. D&D Is always welcome in the camp as is RPG anything.) LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
30	Hyperbole	Hyperbole provides a bewilderingly comfortable and breathtakingly beautiful lounge space where visitors can sit back, relax, and enjoy the company of some of the greatest (and most humble) people on Earth!
31	Camp Cuddle Tunnel	We've got a tunnel for you to cuddle in. And perhaps some PBJ Sandwiches.
32	Theme Camp: The Theme Camp	An assimilation of ideas from other camps that I’ve seen it joined throughout the years., or dumb ideas I had not worth the full camp effort. Come see which theme it is now, and prepare for (apid fire changing of themes ala “mad hatter tea party”
33	Trick and Treat	Trick and Treat is a spooky good time. Come by and grab a treat for yourself or just chill in the shadows for a bit with the goth kids.
34	Martini Bar	Chill Sinatra/Tony Bennett/Diana Krall music & Martinis made to order. Chill out, you dirty hippies.
35	Jupiter's Landing	Chill hang out space
36	Greenspoint Social Club	We are a music station with a dance floor and mood lighting. Music Inspired by our current Bad-Bitch revolution, a decolonized space for folks who want to meet and greet, and you might find a snack or two available.
37	Wee Camp	Wee Camp is a little group of tiny people who have decided to bring a small piece of their home to yours! With a little art car, a Itty bity dance floor, and even a Wee effigy!
38	HTFU	A space of learning and personal development. In addition to teaching survival skills and hosting classes on subjects from wine tasting to shibari to automotive maintenance, we supplement those mental tools with literal, physical tools to send participants into the world more prepared. Civic responsibility and consent are our core principals and we focus on volunteerism throughout the event.
39	The SparkEasy	Your friendly neighborhood trans-dimensional galaxy-hopping good-vibes bar where the holy and unholy spirits flow freely, and everybody knows your name! Limitations apply, we have unstable memory. We provide a welcoming social space, playa benches for your butts, and occasional unorganized events and bar shenanigans, but always good vibes. Look for our custom lighting installations and listen for the funky space-jams. Come have a drink, share a story, and make new friends! Volunteers always drink free! Voted #1 Bar Years in a Row!
40	Stamp Camp	We bring rubber stamp of all types, and you can decorate your body with them!
41	Camp HOeA	Gayness Compliance Coreys with sharp pencils and lots of red tape.
42	Halloween Town: Camp Trick or Treat	Halloween Come early....
43	Tickle My Pickle	Pickled things. Things you didn't know you could pickle. And bad advice. On pickling, or other things.
44	Open Kimono	Open Kimono provides burners an enticing escape from the elements with its beautiful, cozily carpeted tea-room. During certain hours of the day, we "open the kimono" to our beloved guests, gifting our carefully curated set of kimonos to lucky Myschievians. We look forward to hosting our annual Open Kimono fashion strut, giving burners the chance to parade their new flowy aesthetic to the backdrop of catchy tunes. Our accompanying tea room, "Tasty Notes," serves tea, hand-poured coffee and espresso, and the occasional craft cocktail. Burners are encouraged to take a note and leave a note with their beverage, spreading burner love through the mystery of an unsigned letter from a stranger.
45	Community Sensual Massage	We provide a large, colorful tent with space inside for one or two massage tables and supplies for giving sensual massages. Community members can use these facilities to give massages to their friends and neighbors. In addition, we will be offering sensual massages to those who come by when we aren't exploring other camps ourselves.
46	Slapjack Camp	We like to play Slapjack
47	Beer and Darts	This will be a smaller, more laid back version of Beer and Darts. There will be SOME kind of bar, and there will be some ridiculous lawn games. Please cum and enjoy our newest ridiculous lawn game: the Dick Tunnel! There will also be bowling ball croquet.
48	Camp Fuddy Duddy	Camp Fuddy Duddy is THE theme camp for the aging burner population. After all, partying as hard as we do ages one fast. CFD is for old fucks, old farts, geezers, curmudgeons, fogies, boomers, pensioners, and sexy senior citizens.
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